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let's continue he knows the story I want

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to hear more this is interesting I want

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to hear how the Bigfoot Wars ended okay

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I'll uh I'll go ahead and read this

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while he calls on Armstrong I'm just

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gonna read it verbatim interesting story

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the Bigfoot's only referred to here as

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the Giants had been raiding human

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settlements in southeast Oklahoma and

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Argus all for some time

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mostly stealing vegetables they had also

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been stealing human children and

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apparently eating them the Choctaw

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search party was organized led by Joshua

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Lafleur not Geordi LaForge Joshua before

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this this man actually existed he was

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born in the Choctaw Nation of 1797 and

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died in Indian Territory in 1855 so

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apparently this story if it is true is

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from 1855 it also must be stated let you

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know who else wasn't back there

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Doc Brown went back down it was 1885 or

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1855 everything was 55 something 5 so it

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was like 1955 1985 and it was it maybe

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maybe was 1885 that's one he was 1885

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damn it Doc Brown could have been

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hunting Bigfoot okay hmm it must be

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later than 1838 because Indian Territory

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was only established in that year it

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references Arkansas and that state was

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led into Union in 1836 there was not yet

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as the state of Oklahoma not to come it

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was not to come into being until 1907 so

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the story must be it must have taken

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place between 1838 and 1907 by the way

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this story this blog written like [\h__\h]

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I'm throwing in words like Union like

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I'm throwing I'm throwing in like little

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things to make this a little bit more

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accurate was not let in is no will not

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let into what it wasn't let into the

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Union

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is written like [\h__\h] you think it

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may be [\h__\h] that all the writings

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[\h__\h] means blank is the writing yeah

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at this point just this guy needs an

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editor the whole story is true yeah at

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this point we pull myself a little bit

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more wine right now before I finished

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this story

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yeah I'm drinking red wine night boys

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I'm drinking I'm drinking the Austin

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East Siders original dry cider and it's

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it's actually fantastic yes the slogan

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on the bottom is how do you like them

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apples it's very clever and all right

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back to the story the humans attacked

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the Bigfoots and LeFleur empties his

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revolver at one but it's useless the

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Bigfoot kills 'la for the forest mount

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with a single blow and then tears off

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laforce head the rest of the indians

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open up with their 50 caliber her sharps

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Buffalo rifles designed to drop

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buffaloes that's foundries from

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experienced aiming at their heads as the

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best way to kill them to Bigfoot's drop

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the Choctaw Indian hunts down the fours

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killer and finishes him off with a

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hunting knife

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then he decapitates it for good measure

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the Indians bury what's left of the kids

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then bury their leaders giving them a

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21-gun salute would any what what the

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hell is that about

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mm-hmm that's how you do it that's what

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Indians do they give 21 gun salute

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forever as soon as they got guns they

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invented it could you look up when the

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21 gun salute was actually invented over

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became a tradition all that from the

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Indians we we stole that from the

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Indians that but maybe before it was a

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21 bow salute yeah used to be yeah and

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when they got guns they did it with the

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guns and then they'd shoot all these

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arrows and they would just fall wherever

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and but now they shoot the guns you have

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internet can you look up 21 gun salute

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the tradition of saluting can be traced

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to the late Middle Ages it goes back

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pretty far practice of placing oneself

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in an unarmed position and therefore in

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the power of those being honored this

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may be noted in the dropping of the

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point of the sword presenting arms

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discharging cannon

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small-arms by firing them lowering sales

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manning the yards removing the headdress

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are laying on ors the gun salute might

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have originated in the 17th century so

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the 1600s with the maritime practice of

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demanding that a defeated enemy expend

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its ammunition and render itself

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helpless until reloaded hmm a

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time-consuming operation a gun salute

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had been established as a naval

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tradition by the late 16th century a

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Manowar which visited foreign port would

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discharge all its guns to show that guns

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were empty since the ship would not have

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enough time to reload before it was

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within range of the shore batteries it

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was clearly demonstrated demonstrating

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its friendly intentions by going in with

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empty guns I can't like that that's cool

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yeah it goes back pretty far 1500s

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apparently you think the Indians are

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given a 21-gun salute oh yeah it makes a

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little thing okay okay you're still on

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board

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yeah okay and then they make a bonfire

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and burn the Bigfoots on the fire

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they ride home did I eat them do they

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they use all of the Bigfoot didn't I say

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that not mentioned in this at all see

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they never let any of the Buffalo go to

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waste I bet you they did the same thing

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with the Bigfoot they probably made

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pelts and you know jerky and things like

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that I'm just kind of taken aback by it

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I can continue reading but I'm taking

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hacked this seems like a Bigfoot battle

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not necessarily a war that would sell

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really well in Texas I think like

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Bigfoot jerky if you could like convince

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people that it was made out of Bigfoot's

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probably do really well hey gummy some

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big jerky Sasquatch yeah

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peer regional Sasquatch free range

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sasquatch all right we don't do

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farm-raised Sasquatch anymore okay team

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factory-raised Sasquatch is so horrible

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it's really tough oh god I want non-gmo

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Sasquatch my jerky all right Sasquatch

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stakes

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yeah like the roots Chris but it would

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be a stupid name for a restaurant

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there's a Ruth's Chris Steak how what if

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[\h__\h] dumb name if you got served

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Sasquatch is it gluten-free where did

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this where did this self question I want

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my sasquatch cook medium high and you

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serve that I mean medium well medium

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high this guy goes on to say win it wild

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story the Giants at least seem like

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Bigfoot's meaning tribes describe

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Bigfoot's as highly aggressive Steelers

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of men women and even children young

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women were apparently taken from their

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mates Bigfoot's would descend on Indians

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village at Indian villages with whistles

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before raining down rocks on the Indians

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many Western tribes describe describe

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areas of the territory territories that

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were totally off-limits and the Indians

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refused to go there for these were the

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territories of the Bigfoots he's not

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saying he's not saying big feet he's

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saying Bigfoots yeah it said it's big

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fine yeah big five yeah

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these territories were full of game the

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Indians were so terrified that they

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avoided them like the plague or like

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blankets given to them by white people

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mm-hmm why would Indians avoid a forge

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rich area due to creatures they didn't

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even that didn't even exist

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probably the Bigfoots who are more

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aggressive than Indians because the

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probably the Bigfoots were more

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aggressive a grip probably the Bigfoot's

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were more aggressive against Indians

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because the Indians did not have good

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methods for killing them power comes

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from the barrel of the gun after all

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Bigfoot's are highly intelligent

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appeared to have a language our guns are

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very powerful much more powerful than

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Indians weapons Bigfoot's have probably

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learned to fear and respect us due to

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our weaponry and that is why they are

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much more pacifist I would say much more

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pacified now but he's going on to say

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the whys why they're much more pacifist

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than they were in the Indian era in the

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Indian era so they're basically saying

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to read this article it is so poorly

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written seems fine to me

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it seems logical makes total sense III

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don't know I don't know why this isn't

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even on Wikipedia this sounds like it

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should be there and by the way this guy

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this is a crazy amount of comments

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think there's like some diehard Bigfoot

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people out there who just they you know

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that they're gonna they're gonna go for

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this thing this is by Jeff yeah phew

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later absolutely by restarting his

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router at this point I told you about

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the time when the AT&T woman asked me if

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my wireless router was on a shelf yeah

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said yeah yeah it's on the Shelf she's

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like well did you try setting it on the

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floor I wanted to I literally wanted to

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reach through the phone and choke the

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life out of her man go [\h__\h] yourself

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seriously yeah well these Bigfoot says

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he's calling big feet or big thigh big

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look there's been rumors of Sasquatch

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for a long time almost in every

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continent for as long as it's been

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recorded history there's always been

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talk of a hairy man or a bipedal hairy

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man that it's quite elusive it's been

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going on for ever folklore do you think

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they're the same as the ones that the

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Smithsonian had like these giants with

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the giant skulls and all that stuff are

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they the same things just felt like kind

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of being like named different layer so

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that there could have been much like

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that TED talk we both saw of awesome I

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have it solved in my Dropbox because

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they pulled that [\h__\h] down you can't

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find that anywhere so I think it's

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different between Sasquatch and Bigfoot

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versus true Giants that lived and that's

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been recorded in you know mythology

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Bibles religions Giants their owners

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Titans if you will I think that the

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Titans could possibly be much more a

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real thing to ancient civilizations and

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I think Bigfoot

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sir at this point they're just a wild

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ape you know there could be North

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American apes there could be various

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different types of apes that this have

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not been discovered because there's so

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few of them or they're so timid I don't

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think that's how out of the realm of

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possibility there you think they'd like

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to get slammed in the ass oh [\h__\h] yeah

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dude come in naked I do have a lot more

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on the Crypt the cryptid stuff and we'll

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all send you the link that it's going to

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get your opinion on this because there's

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a there's a picture that goes along with

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this and I also have some other Bigfoot

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news I think we've done enough

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Bigfoot news oh my god what's going on

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oh there he is oh hello

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yeah hopefully this she called him what

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they say everything's fine

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well yeah they changed my Wi-Fi channel

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again to I think three which it should

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have already been on any time I was

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already on three why did you why are you

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changing it back to where I already was

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I don't know they were just fry baby I

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mean that's essentially what it was

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those will stop throttling me if you

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give me a call and since what they said

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so we read through that entire Bigfoot

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story and it was very poorly written he

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had the lead actually I have the text

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and I can find the actual legend of it

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on lines and passed down by thieves and

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different other you know outlaws read

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slightly better this story someone's

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reaction to it yeah he wrote like [\h__\h]

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and it was very hard for me to take the

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entire story serious because of how

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shitty he wrote his account of what he

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heard what I was gonna send over whoever

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was the the photo of the wild man of the

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pyrenees I just saw that on the feed oh

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yeah it's on the feet alright I want to

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get Joe's opinion in this photo and I'll

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read down because this looks this sex

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there's some kind of evidence here to

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some cat least there's some kind of

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photographic evidence of this wild man

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was it deleted off the feed room no is

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there

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so he goes on to say is this the photo

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of the wild man of the Pyrenees let me

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see the front I find it extremely hard

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to believe that a bipedal primate

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unknown to science could exist up to the

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present time in such a narrow stretch of

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the mountains between two heavily

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populated countries such as France and

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Spain this is comes from a blog post

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they claimed it could be the Yeti but

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you scroll down there is definitely a

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picture there and high-resolution and

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they enlarged it and there's something

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standing up over there Joe there's

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something standing up you know yeah you

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know one time I was a high as a kite and

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I was out in my my buddy's van we were

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smoking outside my parents house when I

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was a teenager and I was looking at the

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mailbox in this shadow and I was

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convinced it was my neighbor and she was

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gonna tell my parents that I was you

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know smoking pot my friend out in the

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van smell food yeah it was it was it was

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the mailbox I think this looks like

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something like that not a mailbox in the

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middle of nowhere Joe it's a wild man's

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mailbox yeah it could be the well me of

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the Pyrenees mailbox yeah well he needs

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mail too I mean this comes from a

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blogger website so it's done from it's a

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blogspot rather it's a it's a blog

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spot.com so I can't say that it's not

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true I mean obviously it's I don't like

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your sarcasm I mean the cryptid is

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iottie topic topic over this so at first

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they thought it was a dog a human mean

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or an ape or even a bear despite it

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having banished from the zone a century

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ago the Bears that is the witness the

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witnesses saw a man covered all over

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with hair dressed in a type of fur

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poncho and which was running at an

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incredible speed

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uphill while emitting loud whistles

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those sounds long and sustained seemed

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to be answered from a nearby summit also

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from an adjacent

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according to the testimony they did not

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appear to be any echoes to complete and

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round off this train scene father and

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daughter affirmed that they that they

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noted a strong odor like a coward listen

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what's a cat like a coward okay

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look how yard I'm sorry mister can I

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learn yard barnyard just think a yard is

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bonheur barnyard it's a smell like [\h__\h]

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up there like these Bigfoot they just

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[\h__\h] everywhere they go the animal or

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whatever was running for one to two

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minutes over dangerous and steep ground

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until it disappeared from their sight

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due to the redness of the terrain okay

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well there's photographic evidence of

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this thing standing up and does look

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[\h__\h] bizarre it doesn't look like it

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does if I had the full res if I had the

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resolution the full resolution picture

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myself I would zoom it wait it's tough

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to tell when people zoom in on pictures

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and then they do some enhancing they'll

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do some contrast though maybe paint some

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pixels in so you can see the sheep's

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better I don't know if that's what's

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happened but I would like to have the

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full resolution photo myself so I can

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make my own decision I can zoom in

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myself I would hit that thing with a

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tranquilizer dart and [\h__\h] the life out

377
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of it and this is actually a pretty good

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photo I'm looking through the that's a

379
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pretty nice photo of it actually you can

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tell it looks long it looks very well

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hung yeah yeah come on Pig come on

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wrestle me yeah you got going on it's

383
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like you have a job you dick think you

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can handle that can you wrestle me I was

385
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just Bigfoot would fight me

386
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come on Bigfoot let's fight Alex Jones

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okay

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come on Bigfoot fight me you [\h__\h]

389
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yeah it was big where's Alex Jillian you

390
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need him to fight me come on let's do it

391
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the job yeah fight me like a man big

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foot yeah

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figure out who gets the bang who wears

394
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Bill Clinton same fight me like a man

395
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oh thank you what I gave you every

396
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opportunity to drop to drop that as it's

397
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like crazy I mean a cue ball wouldn't be

398
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any more cute Fight Like a Man oh my god

399
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I gave you every opportunity to play it

400
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I just talked about fighting Alex Jones

401
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fighting them foot long eight inches in

402
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enough for me to do a Bigfoot but okay

403
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that's fine that's all of our our

404
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Bigfoot news I think we've done it all

405
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with the Bigfoot news oh no I got this

406
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thing from are you saying I should put

407
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on the brakes

408
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yeah but I'm on whoa all right so in

409
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Cuyahoga Valley National Park this is in

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Ohio

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apparently a resident of Northeastern

412
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Ohio here out in the area a long time

413
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but they apparently recorded these

414
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sounds in this National Park of

415
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apparently the Ohio grassman also known

416
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as do I have a Bigfoot hi grassman is

417
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some guy smokes weed a lot in West

418
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Columbus he sells weed yeah actually I

419
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actually have some audio of the Ohio

420
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I told you is that him is that the order

421
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you have oh yeah cuz I don't have

422
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booklet and I said I smoked I didn't

423
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inhale so come on wish I had that do you

424
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:51,330
have any audio of the Ohio grassman you

425
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get a recording right here alright here

426
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I think I think there's more to it so

427
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doesn't sound a whole lot it's it's

428
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really bad

429
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that's not very good well you look at

430
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least is something okay at least it's

431
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something that people didn't hear

432
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there's been numerous reports of

433
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Bigfoots big feet howling like that and

434
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that's it's not I don't know that's

435
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convincing to me is something different

436
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well there's a lot of Dead's you know

437
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silence and there's that a lot of white

438
00:21:17,019 --> 00:21:08,639
noise on that and exercise like white

439
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it sounds like a lot of our voicemails

440
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we get they sound like the calling from

441
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the submarine so I don't know could be

442
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coyotes in the area or drunken visitors

443
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but it says like the famous Ohio howl or

444
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the Columbian ahel' the spell here's the

445
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first known recording of the Ohio foul

446
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of the Ohio the Ohio howl Ohio I'll have

447
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:04,840
the dog sure don't like it I actually

448
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like that one a lot more that actually

449
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gives some context that these dogs are

450
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not happy with that [\h__\h] thing huh

451
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that actually sounds a lot more

452
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convincing when there's something like

453
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that legs off dogs yeah well yeah not

454
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not just that but when there's other

455
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things that you could identify in an

456
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environment like that that provides much

457
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more context to me this will when you

458
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look at like a UFO video and it's just a

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picture of a dot in the sky give me a

460
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[\h__\h] horizon give me a light pole or

461
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something that that you can grab onto

462
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visually or with the dogs audio Lee that

463
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one UFO video but it's uh just uh

464
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that light in the sky that's a lot more

465
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convention to me and then those Bigfoot

466
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we're doing outside outside my house

467
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jerk off it is with all the noise going

468
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Fight Like a Man late but alright well

469
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one connection really just drop off all

470
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right in addition to your connection all

471
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right I never heard of the Ohio grassman

472
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Wow my connection to garbage you sound

473
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good so don't pay tax don't look at the

474
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numbers don't look down

475
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could you sound bad is Joe still there

476
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no he's peeing he's peeing oh my god I

477
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if I sound bad you sound good you so

478
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you're upstream is pretty good but I

479
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sound good

480
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Joe just use like a toilet now so all

481
00:24:00,630 --> 00:23:58,179
right Alex Jones say he says slam it

482
00:24:03,270 --> 00:24:00,640
hard and spit on it and hate him while

483
00:24:04,770 --> 00:24:03,280
you did what is that um that one you

484
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:04,780
haven't played that one in a while let's

485
00:24:13,830 --> 00:24:09,730
see if I can find that okay you're

486
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:13,840
echoing now stop pumping see if I can

487
00:24:21,270 --> 00:24:15,730
find it Jack a heart and hate him and

488
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spit on way dude some are poison lady

489
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take some more shots and roll over and

490
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Jack their system couple variations

491
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couple variations on that one yes siree

492
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Bob

493
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oh um you got any more crypto mouton

494
00:25:00,120 --> 00:24:57,730
news judge Jeff or do you want to move

495
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:00,130
on to some other stuff you want it

496
00:25:03,930 --> 00:25:01,770
covered in UFO stuff we have because

497
00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:03,940
actually not bad yeah let's cover the

498
00:25:07,650 --> 00:25:05,230
UFO stuff it'll be a lot more

499
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:07,660
interesting I mean there I saw like you

500
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know some earliest Kentucky footage from

501
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Kentucky but a red-haired Bigfoot the

502
00:25:15,630 --> 00:25:13,570
video is absolute garbage garbage I

503
00:25:18,090 --> 00:25:15,640
looked at that this guy is

504
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so I think he said anybody doesn't know

505
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Jeff and I basically spend most of our

506
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days looking at Bigfoot videos online

507
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quite a few yeah I'm gonna [\h__\h] rent

508
00:25:32,450 --> 00:25:28,420
a Bigfoot costume and troll you guys I'm

509
00:25:37,380 --> 00:25:35,430
did buy the Ohio grassman we do for this

510
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show you know I mean we're trying to

511
00:25:42,660 --> 00:25:39,310
find good content interesting content

512
00:25:45,990 --> 00:25:42,670
for your show yes you have to wade

513
00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:46,000
through so much [\h__\h] to find anything

514
00:25:50,730 --> 00:25:48,430
remotely interesting there's so many

515
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:50,740
hoaxes out there I don't know what this

516
00:25:55,830 --> 00:25:53,830
red Bigfoot thing is [\h__\h] what's

517
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that nothing like the bigfoot wars

518
00:26:01,050 --> 00:25:57,970
that's totally true no that's at some

519
00:26:14,010 --> 00:26:01,060
point big time at least that's an

520
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:14,020
interesting story alright so I sent you

521
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:16,450
guys I think maybe get claw baby

522
00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:18,970
actually sent the the climbing back to

523
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send us the swirling Bigfoot in the sky

524
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:23,430
or not pay for this guy UFO in the sky

525
00:26:29,670 --> 00:26:28,330
swirling swirling Bigfoot this guy that

526
00:26:31,110 --> 00:26:29,680
one was actually really cool I like that

527
00:26:37,140 --> 00:26:31,120
one we should put that one on Facebook

528
00:26:41,270 --> 00:26:37,150
did so the video shows clouds swirling

529
00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:41,280
and then a UFO shooting into it which

530
00:26:47,490 --> 00:26:44,320
looks pretty hoax II you know it doesn't

531
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:47,500
look that real I mean it does look real

532
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:49,210
I mean it's well done After Effects but

533
00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:52,330
it's so out of the ordinary it's so high

534
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up that you would imagine that there

535
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would be some other other footage if it

536
00:27:01,500 --> 00:26:59,320
was genuine whose was that it would be

537
00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:01,510
like in the actual news like reports

538
00:27:04,830 --> 00:27:03,430
yeah like this is a crazy weather

539
00:27:07,670 --> 00:27:04,840
phenomenon we've never seen anything

540
00:27:09,450 --> 00:27:07,680
like this before and it happened for a

541
00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:09,460
considerable length of time that there

542
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:10,750
should be some other footage out there

543
00:27:16,410 --> 00:27:13,600
it look I mean I look I'm a hard person

544
00:27:18,270 --> 00:27:16,420
to convince I could see it being faked I

545
00:27:20,670 --> 00:27:18,280
know that it probably is potentially

546
00:27:23,340 --> 00:27:20,680
fake able I don't know why anyone would

547
00:27:26,070 --> 00:27:23,350
fake that it's not that big of a smoking

548
00:27:28,210 --> 00:27:26,080
gun but it is just weird enough to make

549
00:27:31,779 --> 00:27:28,220
you go what the [\h__\h] is this

550
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:31,789
so I looked at that and I think the

551
00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:36,129
video came from a channel that has

552
00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:39,769
posted other hoaxes UFOs other videos

553
00:27:48,580 --> 00:27:45,940
that are hoaxes so that obviously

554
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:48,590
alright less credible that it was just

555
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:50,570
some random orest well they could just

556
00:27:53,769 --> 00:27:52,250
be posting every it could be like alex

557
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:53,779
jones where everything's a false flag

558
00:27:58,180 --> 00:27:56,330
you know and maybe five percent of them

559
00:27:59,889 --> 00:27:58,190
yeah that's absolutely possible and so

560
00:28:03,190 --> 00:27:59,899
there's some pictures of this and

561
00:28:07,869 --> 00:28:03,200
everything and this is supposedly taken

562
00:28:09,850 --> 00:28:07,879
by taken close to the the cern facility

563
00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:09,860
that's what this came about we searched

564
00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:13,190
cern UFO this comes up and there's been

565
00:28:19,869 --> 00:28:17,139
various conspiracy theories that cern

566
00:28:21,820 --> 00:28:19,879
the more they run they run these tasks

567
00:28:23,379 --> 00:28:21,830
is that the that certain is gonna open

568
00:28:24,850 --> 00:28:23,389
up various portal ways to other

569
00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:24,860
dimensions and other beings are gonna

570
00:28:28,869 --> 00:28:26,750
come through and ufos travel

571
00:28:29,950 --> 00:28:28,879
inter-dimensionally and so that's why

572
00:28:33,009 --> 00:28:29,960
they're coming through over cern and

573
00:28:36,820 --> 00:28:33,019
this is what this this swirling mist is

574
00:28:38,740 --> 00:28:36,830
all about this that's another dimension

575
00:28:39,970 --> 00:28:38,750
that's essentially what they're trying

576
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:39,980
to get out of this yeah but all their

577
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:40,970
broads in there

578
00:28:46,930 --> 00:28:43,899
yeah can I stick my dick in this portal

579
00:28:49,990 --> 00:28:46,940
this is a glory portal how tight is this

580
00:28:58,259 --> 00:28:50,000
hole yeah can I get in then I'm talking

581
00:29:00,279 --> 00:28:58,269
about so according to the report

582
00:29:02,499 --> 00:29:00,289
this comes missus we're talking still

583
00:29:04,269 --> 00:29:02,509
talking about the the swirling cloud and

584
00:29:07,119 --> 00:29:04,279
UFO entering video this comes from

585
00:29:08,860 --> 00:29:07,129
Catholic online which is my favorite

586
00:29:11,490 --> 00:29:08,870
online source for news Oh

587
00:29:13,690 --> 00:29:11,500
Catholic online they nail it every time

588
00:29:16,210 --> 00:29:13,700
tourists from the United States captured

589
00:29:19,060 --> 00:29:16,220
a curious quad vortex appear over Geneva

590
00:29:21,430 --> 00:29:19,070
Switzerland what amazed was it was

591
00:29:23,340 --> 00:29:21,440
amazing isn't the mysterious shape of

592
00:29:25,990 --> 00:29:23,350
the clouds it's the orb of light

593
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:26,000
believed to be UFO flying into the

594
00:29:33,129 --> 00:29:28,490
center of the for vortex before it

595
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:33,139
disappears and they post videos on this

596
00:29:40,299 --> 00:29:37,970
[\h__\h] and this is a UFO as soon as soon

597
00:29:41,410 --> 00:29:40,309
as the UFO which appears at the bottom

598
00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:41,420
right of the camera

599
00:29:46,540 --> 00:29:43,760
enters the center of the vortex a cloud

600
00:29:48,910 --> 00:29:46,550
immediately disperses leading me to

601
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:48,920
believe the curious cloud formation was

602
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:52,550
an interdimensional portal exactly what

603
00:29:59,770 --> 00:29:57,770
I said oh my god as explained by section

604
00:30:02,890 --> 00:29:59,780
51 there's a link here a portal appeared

605
00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:02,900
above the CERN project site and is home

606
00:30:15,250 --> 00:30:11,270
to the large hard-on Collider and

607
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:15,260
smashes is that a bar can I go there

608
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:17,330
where is the large heart uncle would be

609
00:30:29,980 --> 00:30:25,130
an awesome bar heart uncle good that's

610
00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:29,990
right oh la so it's I guess I might have

611
00:30:46,650 --> 00:30:31,670
some audio of the large heart of hard-on

612
00:30:55,450 --> 00:30:51,670
sorry stupid play some power come in man

613
00:30:58,330 --> 00:30:55,460
then why I should yeah so that's that's

614
00:31:05,770 --> 00:30:58,340
that the this whirling UFO and then from

615
00:31:08,650 --> 00:31:05,780
the same this the same kind of website

616
00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:08,660
this from Catholic org they have they

617
00:31:16,780 --> 00:31:12,430
have a whole big article about how CERN

618
00:31:18,790 --> 00:31:16,790
really is channeling interdimensional

619
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:18,800
interdimensional beans by opening up

620
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:21,590
these weird portals but crash these

621
00:31:24,670 --> 00:31:22,970
particles together they're basically

622
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:24,680
saying they don't understand the science

623
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:26,450
and that this is gonna be catastrophic

624
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:28,610
and that is actually going to rip a hole

625
00:31:33,540 --> 00:31:30,650
in the time continuum and allow demons

626
00:31:35,350 --> 00:31:33,550
to come through interdimensional beings

627
00:31:36,930 --> 00:31:35,360
it's insanity

628
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:36,940
you can't wrap your head around it

629
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:40,910
that's sounds pretty I mean that sounds

630
00:31:44,650 --> 00:31:42,110
reasonable to me that's what it's for

631
00:31:46,870 --> 00:31:44,660
right sir yeah the destroy universe

632
00:31:48,630 --> 00:31:46,880
actually it was to bring in new bit

633
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:48,640
maybe they can bring in a new

634
00:31:53,050 --> 00:31:51,290
presidential candidate since I'm pretty

635
00:31:55,270 --> 00:31:53,060
disappointed you're like any of them out

636
00:31:56,470 --> 00:31:55,280
there I just bring somebody in from a

637
00:31:58,660 --> 00:31:56,480
another planet maybe they'll have some

638
00:32:02,200 --> 00:31:58,670
new ideas how many new presidential

639
00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:02,210
candidates they bring in as many as it

640
00:32:09,610 --> 00:32:04,910
takes really I'm open I'm not the entire

641
00:32:12,550 --> 00:32:09,620
lien are you no no oh you're xenophobe

642
00:32:14,380 --> 00:32:12,560
no no no Bri Mullen okay okay see I'm

643
00:32:16,350 --> 00:32:14,390
just you know I mean if you're gonna be

644
00:32:18,550 --> 00:32:16,360
a trump supporter and just hate on every

645
00:32:22,260 --> 00:32:18,560
being from another dimension

646
00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:22,270
I mean fine I'm not gonna do that yes

647
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:24,470
you're one of those people who thinks

648
00:32:28,450 --> 00:32:25,730
that you bring in these interdimensional

649
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:28,460
beings and then they rape all your women

650
00:32:32,140 --> 00:32:30,530
and your kids that's what you think

651
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:32,150
that's what's gonna happen no

652
00:33:45,730 --> 00:32:33,890
congratulations

653
00:33:48,580 --> 00:33:45,740
yeah I know yeah I mean we'll each in a

654
00:33:54,190 --> 00:33:48,590
month don't believe the 5.6 yes rates

655
00:33:58,450 --> 00:33:54,200
forty two point seven forty two point

656
00:34:05,530 --> 00:33:58,460
seven hot dogs where could be forty two

657
00:34:11,540 --> 00:34:07,730
here's a here's a headline here about

658
00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:11,550
CERN quote I stopped Illuminati plant

659
00:34:18,110 --> 00:34:13,350
Illuminati plan to use the CERN's Large

660
00:34:20,510 --> 00:34:18,120
Hadron core that's where it got derailed

661
00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:20,520
before to destroy the world says former

662
00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:25,710
UK politician Simon Simon Parks okay

663
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:28,260
I can't I can't read anymore this they

664
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:30,450
found a 30 second video of apparently

665
00:34:36,380 --> 00:34:33,170
multiple UFOs flying below the wing of a

666
00:34:38,930 --> 00:34:36,390
taiwan taiwanese airliner awesome listen

667
00:34:39,230 --> 00:34:38,940
over i want to see that that's pretty

668
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:39,240
short

669
00:34:43,970 --> 00:34:41,130
yeah let's do that you know you'll know

670
00:34:47,260 --> 00:34:43,980
them you'll notice them you know there's

671
00:34:49,970 --> 00:34:47,270
the link well actually wrap up the

672
00:34:59,390 --> 00:34:49,980
normal UFO stuff right here yeah then

673
00:35:05,060 --> 00:34:59,400
we'll move on okay yes shiny dots to do

674
00:35:07,970 --> 00:35:05,070
oh yeah stuff to tell what they are

675
00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:07,980
there they do look they do look to be

676
00:35:19,310 --> 00:35:15,350
no zooms in i'm on towards the end [\h__\h]

677
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:19,320
on the lens come on you guys apply

678
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:23,130
anything I'm seriously reading a frickin

679
00:35:27,170 --> 00:35:25,260
Bigfoot costume and I'm gonna rent a

680
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:27,180
gyroscope or something it's not Shannon

681
00:35:30,950 --> 00:35:28,530
lens because it'd be moving with the

682
00:35:33,140 --> 00:35:30,960
camera motion is not gyro I'm gonna rent

683
00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:33,150
a gyrocopter I'm gonna get a gyro copter

684
00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:35,190
and I'm gonna rent a Bigfoot suit I'm

685
00:35:46,340 --> 00:35:42,900
gonna fly around your house and oh he's

686
00:35:48,910 --> 00:35:46,350
here for my beer and I'm gonna jack off

687
00:35:50,990 --> 00:35:48,920
while I'm doing it alright that's fine

688
00:35:54,470 --> 00:35:51,000
let's see if I can actually do this

689
00:35:57,260 --> 00:35:54,480
let's see can I can I actually do this I

690
00:35:59,770 --> 00:35:57,270
think I can do this monkey sound of Hell

691
00:36:06,540 --> 00:35:59,780
here we go here we go

692
00:36:11,950 --> 00:36:09,430
there he goes his flying away I see him

693
00:36:19,300 --> 00:36:11,960
oh he's starting you wouldn't believe

694
00:36:28,150 --> 00:36:19,310
how to keep gyropod he's ringing out

695
00:36:31,150 --> 00:36:28,160
hell on us saying that when he's flying

696
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:31,160
ever it's not very polite so you so

697
00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:32,930
copter kit

698
00:36:38,650 --> 00:36:37,070
let's see they're not very expensive how

699
00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:38,660
much is a gyro complicated I'm gonna

700
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:41,630
guess like 600 $600 yeah it's in the

701
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:43,250
hundreds of dollars yeah

702
00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:45,290
these are wait is this a real one like

703
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:48,349
can I buy this yeah let's play just oh

704
00:36:56,830 --> 00:36:51,770
it's a MOT that's a model god damn it I

705
00:36:58,359 --> 00:36:56,840
want a real one Jose or any particular

706
00:37:02,920 --> 00:36:58,369
topics you want to talk about tonight

707
00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:02,930
bad boy looks like it's $225 gyroplane

708
00:37:08,140 --> 00:37:05,510
single-engine autogyro helicopter a

709
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:08,150
wooden model [\h__\h] bad yeah [\h__\h] all that

710
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:10,010
that's what I'm seeing - is these stupid

711
00:37:14,230 --> 00:37:10,490
things

712
00:37:16,599 --> 00:37:14,240
let's see rode rotor box gyro ok design

713
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:16,609
Technica motion German in engineering

714
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:18,290
it's you know it's gonna be good now

715
00:37:24,339 --> 00:37:19,730
tell me how much this goddamn thing

716
00:37:28,990 --> 00:37:24,349
costs you bastards right now gyrocopter

717
00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:29,000
price okay sixteen thousand dollars were

718
00:37:32,650 --> 00:37:30,859
a little bit closer here that's not even

719
00:37:36,450 --> 00:37:32,660
bad I mean that's how much it cost for a

720
00:37:40,030 --> 00:37:36,460
car you if I want to eBay for 300 bucks

721
00:37:41,770 --> 00:37:40,040
from Ukraine don't fight for a parking

722
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:41,780
spot you just land on the roof and you

723
00:37:44,950 --> 00:37:43,490
say [\h__\h] you people I'm coming in

724
00:37:47,079 --> 00:37:44,960
through the roof if you don't let me get

725
00:37:48,609 --> 00:37:47,089
this job here I'm not gonna yeah I got a

726
00:37:49,780 --> 00:37:48,619
gyrocopter I'm gonna send you this one

727
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:49,790
this is the Midwest Hornet you're gonna

728
00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:54,290
buy this this is your yeah you going to

729
00:37:57,550 --> 00:37:56,240
working this bad boy all right it's the

730
00:37:59,500 --> 00:37:57,560
costume there you go in a Bigfoot

731
00:38:00,880 --> 00:37:59,510
costume it's a hundred fifty bucks or

732
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:00,890
two hundred bucks we can raise that kind

733
00:38:06,190 --> 00:38:03,650
of money in the podcast that's awesome

734
00:38:08,170 --> 00:38:06,200
wood replica that's a wood replica

735
00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:08,180
something work you got to be for real

736
00:38:11,859 --> 00:38:09,830
about this [\h__\h] you've got to be for

737
00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:11,869
real look at this guy this this thing

738
00:38:16,390 --> 00:38:13,310
this is the German engineer

739
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:16,400
this is the gyrocopter that you know we

740
00:38:20,890 --> 00:38:18,290
need this is the gyrocopter that all

741
00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:20,900
sasquatches need to masturbate in okay

742
00:38:26,050 --> 00:38:22,990
okay that's what I'm thinking

743
00:38:28,060 --> 00:38:26,060
um you give me the order form all right

744
00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:28,070
I'm not ready to order yet no you gotta

745
00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:32,270
order it now okay oh that's awesome this

746
00:38:37,390 --> 00:38:35,630
is a helicopter it's a gyro copter

747
00:38:39,370 --> 00:38:37,400
what's the difference it's a little

748
00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:39,380
different this thing's pretty [\h__\h]

749
00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:42,260
big yeah I know but I mean it's not that

750
00:38:45,910 --> 00:38:44,000
big and you could park it on the street

751
00:38:47,590 --> 00:38:45,920
you know feel it like live in an

752
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:47,600
apartment it does look pretty badass the

753
00:38:52,630 --> 00:38:49,610
thing is ridiculous how much does that

754
00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:52,640
cost I thought I was sending them to the

755
00:38:55,510 --> 00:38:54,110
order form so Mike can find out the

756
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:55,520
price and buy it for me with all the

757
00:38:59,080 --> 00:38:57,410
donations we're getting yeah ask

758
00:39:01,360 --> 00:38:59,090
questions let's check this out tweet

759
00:39:04,090 --> 00:39:01,370
will you give us a discount if we put a

760
00:39:06,550 --> 00:39:04,100
guy in a Sasquatch suit in there yeah

761
00:39:08,470 --> 00:39:06,560
any jacks off and we'll get it it'll be

762
00:39:10,660 --> 00:39:08,480
a viral video and it will sell a lot

763
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:10,670
more these copters all publicity is good

764
00:39:16,570 --> 00:39:14,570
publicity I agree saying I will jack off

765
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:16,580
in that gyrocopter they could sponsor

766
00:39:21,370 --> 00:39:18,410
the show will will pacify the guy who

767
00:39:23,350 --> 00:39:21,380
needed more ads in the show bring us

768
00:39:25,690 --> 00:39:23,360
jobs he needs more ads so we'll do ads

769
00:39:28,810 --> 00:39:25,700
for the gyrocopter while I'm in jail and

770
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:28,820
I can call in from prison well we did a

771
00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:30,290
story you know a while back about a

772
00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:32,030
drone dropping off drugs or someone in

773
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:33,590
Mansfield prison so we could just come

774
00:39:40,140 --> 00:39:36,730
in and fly you out of prison yeah

775
00:39:42,850 --> 00:39:40,150
gyrocopter why not yeah will swoop down

776
00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:42,860
jerk off on you pick you get you out of

777
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:43,190
there

778
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:46,610
first things first I think you tell the

779
00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:48,290
FAA your flight plan suppose you tell me

780
00:39:55,230 --> 00:39:50,030
FAA we're gonna fly over the [\h__\h] we

781
00:40:13,990 --> 00:39:58,120
go this way masturbate about he'll be

782
00:40:17,710 --> 00:40:14,000
dressed as Sasquatch you know I got I

783
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:17,720
got so I focused on Hillary this week is

784
00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:19,760
I don't have any clips of that fine if

785
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:22,070
you want to talk with me this transition

786
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:25,130
I also have global warming's I always